One for the Ladies
WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN
A Christmas tree is always erect.
Even small ones give satisfaction.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree has cute balls.
A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it’s past its ’sell by’ date.
You don’t have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

Not to be out done one for the guys

10 Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a
Woman
• 10. A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have
had in the past.
• 09. Christmas trees don’t get mad if you use exotic electrical
devices.
• 08. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an artificial one in the
closet.
• 07. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls.
• 06. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
• 05. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you look up underneath it.
• 04. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb
and have it hauled away.
• 03. A Christmas tree doesn’t get jealous around other Christmas trees.
• 02. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you watch football all day.
• 01. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the
back of your pickup truck.

Have a great Christmas

Regards
Tim