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The Wife
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his check up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.
"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.


Have a great week end

Regards

Tim



P D Motors (Billingshurst) Limited
Unit E4 Gillmans Ind Est
Natts lane
Billingshurst
West Sussex
RH14 9EZ
Tel 01403 786211
FaX 01403 780546
Email tim.clarke@pdmotors.co.uk
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